Posted by Eric on December 15, 2003 at 21:39:13:
In Reply to: TubaChristmas Top 10 List posted by Kenneth Sloan on December 15, 2003 at 09:24:05:
Dont forget
20. Smash into some guy's brand new hirsbrunner, say sorry, and walk away
19. Bring a cornet "because it's conical" and threaten to sue for discrimination.
18. Warm up for an hour before the rehearsal even starts
17. Hit on all 3 female tuba players
16. Constantly ask the 300 piece ensemble things like, "Does anyone else have a rest in measure 14?"
15. Blast a pedal tone at the end of every song, with several breaths
14. On tuba 2, always play half a beat late
13. Decorate your sousaphone with 30lbs of xmas paraphernalia (and wear it for 6 hours)
12. Forget your music stand and attempt some awkward music holding position
11. Play your antique horn in high pitch
10. Skip rehearsal (where they decided to cut jingle bells short)