Posted by addendum on December 15, 2003 at 09:39:46:
In Reply to: TubaChristmas Top 10 List posted by Kenneth Sloan on December 15, 2003 at 09:24:05:
0. Since you're a musicologist at the local university, in order to draw attention to yourself bring some weird thing (serpent is best) that you have no clue how to play, sit in the front, and make distracting noises on it throughout the concert. This will bring a lot of attention to the music department of your school.