Posted by js on May 11, 2002 at 17:33:59:
In Reply to: LIARS posted by TAZ on May 11, 2002 at 10:03:34:
Hey TAZ,
You just need to buy one of my (patent-pending) MONSTERLYRE™ devices.
I really don't want to reveal all of the secrets of this amazing product, but basically its a c. 1963 motorcycle helmet with a scissors extender mounted on the brow with a locking device and and adjustable lyre holder (one side U.S. / other side Euro).
As these are "universal", I'm hoping to have most of the corps using them by 2004. Right now, D.C.I. (Dirt-line Counting Igno's) is just trying to decide whether to have me manufacture the "Bb" or "G" version.
We're just past the prototype stage, and not into mass production yet, but I can send you one (once I finish those ordered by Booboo, Perantouba, and Cheeseweaky) for $189.73. Please include $24.95 for shipping/handing/insurance and specify mauve, puce, earthtone, fire engine red, or neon green.
Joe Schmoe.
MONSTERLYRES™ - a division of the Sellmore Company