Posted by YM on March 30, 2002 at 08:21:57:
In Reply to: Keeping in shape while on vacation posted by Tim Cary on March 28, 2002 at 14:05:25:
Why not do it the American wa:, fun, business, and exercise all in one?
Mount your mouthpiece on a kazoo and memorise the most popular tunes.
Let the older generation act as selfplaying Bumbasses (Devil’s violins), congas/tumbas, and vibra slaps (mule chins) depending on their build, weight, and use of suspenders.
Let the most attractive younger lady be the solo singer (no matter whether she can sing or not). Let the other youngsters sing background harmonies.
Let the kids do the tap dancing (very effective during boring ballads).
And you have got a family street band, that is guaranteed to catch attention.
When Grandma wheels the hat around in her chair, your airfare, hotel, and restaurant meals will be provided for.
YM