Posted by mean jokes on March 06, 2001 at 21:54:39:
In Reply to: what are conductors thinking? posted by in disbelief.... on March 06, 2001 at 20:20:40:
No stories, but...
http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/#conductor
CAUTION: some material may be unsuitable for minors
(also conductors)
There are some good jokes about other instruments, including us tubists, If you scroll around.