Posted by Mis'sip Limericarian on June 30, 2003 at 15:05:24:
In Reply to: Itching to buy a horn!! posted by Chris on June 30, 2003 at 12:34:15:
There was a young woman from Natchez
Whose clothing was always in patches.
When confronted by those
On the state of her clothes,
She replied, "When I itches, I scratches!"