Re: Re: State of Classical Music?


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Posted by Steve Dedman on July 06, 2003 at 21:56:07:

In Reply to: Re: State of Classical Music? posted by Doug on July 05, 2003 at 16:58:10:

Maybe smear some Sterno around the bell rim. Great effect for Gotterdammerung. How about tying sparklers to the bassoons? Or maybe doing a concert under UV blacklight with neon-colored bows for the string players. The conductor could use one of those flashlights they use on the runway to park the planes. Of course the ultimate effect would be exploding the podium with the conductor on it ala Monty Python. Or maybe a cherry bomb in the concertmaster's Strad. Rig it to go off when the vibrato gets to be too much.

I was up way too late last night, too.


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