Posted by Some like it hot! on January 11, 2003 at 18:44:43:
In Reply to: lap towel material? posted by Kenneth Sloan on January 11, 2003 at 17:32:55:
Take some adequately heated tar. Mix it with crushed flintstone. Pour it in your lap.
A favourite among female tuba players in hot-pants and mini-skirts, as it saves them on their wax treatments.
Jack Curtis