Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: When are you a tuba player????


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Posted by David on February 07, 2002 at 18:13:58:

In Reply to: Re: Re: Re: Re: When are you a tuba player???? posted by P.C. on February 07, 2002 at 16:20:42:

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up a saxophone.

What's a pile of saxophones at the bottom of the ocean? A great beginning.

Last but not least. There is a sax player and a conductor standing in the middle of the road. A car is coming at them at 60 mph and can't stop. Which one gets hit first? The conductor, it's always business before pleasure. (or turn it around, whichever you like best!!)


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