Posted by js on April 08, 2003 at 15:54:33:
In Reply to: Re: Re: Irresistible Greasy Dives posted by Rick Denney on April 08, 2003 at 12:30:06:
I guess that's what makes tuba players 'tuba players':
"Hey, how would you like to put your mouth on this big hunk-O-junk instead of that nice shiny little trumpet over there? By the way, the mouthpiece is right there on the floor." [FUTURE TUBA PLAYER: Sure, OK.]
"Hey, how would you like a deep-fried hamburger, some reheated fries, and a *nasty Corona beer?...On the other hand and for the same price, we have leg-of-lamb, a really nice wine, and a wonderful chocolate cheese cake." [TUBA PLAYER: I'll take the burger, fries, and beer, thanks.]
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*Don't EVEN bother to post that Corona is "good" beer. Nasty-nasty-nasty Stag-in-a-bottle with a slice-O-lime to cover up the foul odor. Tuba players are just like cats: They like anything that stinks.