Re: Dumbest Lip Injuries


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Posted by I TRIPLE dog dare ya on April 27, 2001 at 22:46:57:

In Reply to: Dumbest Lip Injuries posted by SD on April 26, 2001 at 21:33:53:

It was a cold winter in 1982.

I was home from college working at a movie theater and had a rehearsal in Baltimore after work. Since it was butt cold outside, I took my horn into work. I actually thought I was a forward thinking rocket scientist for taking care of this little detail. So at the end of the day I clock out, wrap myself up to go outside to the daytime high of 4 degrees and head out to the parking lot. I hop in and start my car and see my mouthpiece sitting on the dash. Shosty 5 was playing on my radio, so I took my GLOVED right hand and picked up my mouthpiece to start buzzing along. I've got this habit (still) of licking my rim before I start. (This only SOUNDS dirty!)

Your tongue actually DOES make a noise when it freezes to a metal surface.It makes a slightly different noise as you rip it and 74,000 taste buds away from the 6.5 square miles of skin that you used to have in your mouth.

Lots of blood and repetitive shouting of expletives followed. Not good.




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