Posted by Sauron on April 08, 2001 at 21:38:06:
In Reply to: How do you remove laquer?.. posted by Matt C. on April 05, 2001 at 23:06:34:
Use a cone of hatred. To do this you must think hateful thoughts until they cause a burning, searing hatred in your mind. You then project your hatred onto the tuba and the laquer will wilt off like dying leaves in the fall! Now your hatred has made you truly powerful.
(IMPORTANT: dark sorcery is not recommended for people under the age of 14)